Cum am umblat eu goala in fata tipului de la UPC

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Se face ca aveam o intalnire aseara dar persoana respectiva era prinsa la o sedinta. Asa ca, tipic feminin, ii dau un mesaj ambiguu din care eu intelegeam sa anulam intalnirea, ea intelegea sa stea linistita la sedinta si sa imi dea un semn cand termina.

Am plecat ca o floricica sa imi iau masline de la mega, m-am intors si m-am bagat la o baie relaxanta cu un episod din CSI si pisica jucandu-se in chiuveta cu apa. 19,45 – bate cineva la usa. “Neaaah, mi s-a parut”. Bate si a doua oara.”Fuck it, o sa ignor.” Bate si a treia oara. Ies din cada, iau prosopul mare pe mine, ma uit pe vizor si imi vad blonda.

Deschid usa si, evident incepe o conversatie de blonde intre o blonda si o satena. Ea nu intelesese din sms-ul ala decat ce era de inteles, eu mi-am recunoscut vina. Si stateam eu asa in prosop negociind cu blonda urmatoarea intalnire, cand mai bate cineva la usa.

“Ete pisici, asta o fi mama.”

Dar nu era mama. Era un tip la vreo 20 de ani de la UPC.

“Buna seara, sunt de la UPC. Pot sa va deranjez putin?”

“Deja sunt in prosop cu o blonda, ce mai conteaza acum inca unul in plus. Da, spuneti.”

Pe un calm absolut, tipul si-a continuat seria de intrebari, mi-a dat si un pliant, timp in care, evident, pisica mea s-a gandit sa evadeze pe hol. Blonda a plecat, tipul s-a dus la alta usa, pisica nu se intorcea.

Pisica buclucasa
Vinovata de serviciu. Pare pasnica…

Din usa, stand in prosop si picioarele goale, da-i si striga: “Pis, pis, pis, hai incoa, mama ta de pisicuta.” Venea pisica? Nu venea… se uita la mine si fugea mai departe. Asa ca am facut ceea ce trebuia sa fie facut :)) Mi-am luat papucii, am iesit in prosop pe hol, am trecut pe langa tipul de la UPC, am ajuns pana la lift, am luat pisica si cu o mana tinandu-ma de prosop si alta cu pisica m-am intors acasa.

Doar o seara obisnuita :))

Hai zi-mi.. tu ai comis-o vreodata in prosop pe holurile blocului?

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